Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? -- He took a day off.
Where would a snowman ☃️ go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
I can't believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean... All I did was take a day off!
if you ever get bored tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar if they ask why say because your missing fathers day and mother’s day
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the Chicken's day off!
Why did the flamingo cross the road
Because it was the chickens day off
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on called a day off?
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said "how sick?". I said "well I'm in bed with my 12 year old sister".
I worked at a calendar factory but i got the sack for taking a few days off!
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer....they only gave her the day off with pay.....unfair!
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called 'serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude come on you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
