Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the Chicken’s day off!
I can’t believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean… All I did was take a day off!
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said “how sick?”. I said “well I’m in bed with my 12 year old sister”.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on called a day off?
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer…they only gave her the day off with pay…unfair!