Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Orphan's Dilemma
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, lil' buddy! So, orphans don't have parents, right? And "daddy" is a term of endearment, but also what you call your... father! It's like, they can't say it during sexy time 'cause they, like, don't have a dad! You probably still live in your moms basement. LMAO