Call jokes
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
So Jesus has been nailed to the cross.
On the first day, he starts to moan, "Peter, Peter!"
Well, Peter hears Jesus moaning and feels it is important, so begins to go up the hill. On his way, he is met by some Roman soldiers and they proceed to beat his ass back down the hill.
On the second day, Peter hears Jesus moaning again, "Peter, Peter!"
Peter thinks to himself, this is important. He heads up the hill, fights past the first line, but gets a beatdown by the second group and back down the hill he goes.
On the third day, Peter is woken up by Jesus sounding very weak, but calling out, "Peter, Peter!"
Peter feels that whatever it is that Jesus needs him for must be very important. Peter heads up the hill, he is on a mission. He manages to fight his way thru three sets of Roman guards and make his way to the cross Jesus has been nailed to for three days. He looks up to Jesus and says, "Jesus, I have heard your calls, what is so important?"
Jesus- "Peter, I can see your house from here!"
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
wtf is my fyp
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.