Call jokes
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!