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Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
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What do you call it when Portericans surround your house? A spicket fence!
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,
"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting? Octopied.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.