What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
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What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a PEIS?
