Call jokes
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
Memes
Shits about to go down
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I donβt have to call and tell their parents.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, βI called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.β
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol