Call jokes
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
wtf is my fyp
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.