Call jokes
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Memes
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah