Call jokes
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Memes
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.