Call jokes
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
wtf is my fyp
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.