Call jokes
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
What do dogs and lesbian women have in common?
They're both lickers and called a bitch.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, "Who created the Earth?" And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, "MY GOD!" And the teacher says, "Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth." Sally sits down.
Then, the teacher asks, "Where do you go after you live a good life?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, "HEAVENS TO BETSY!" And the teacher says, "Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life." Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.
And then, the teacher asks the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I'm gonna lose it!" And the teacher faints.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!