Call jokes
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.