Call jokes
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.