But jokes

Teacher: What comes after C?

Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!

Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?

Me: AK47!!!

Teacher thought: Oh hell na.

Teacher: What comes after X?

Me: Xplosin.

1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.

I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,

but I never realized they suited me.

When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.

Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!

I'd make a masturbation joke.

But they always get out of hand.

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.

But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.

Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"

Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.

My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.

The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?

(Doesn't have boss bar.)

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.

I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Africa has every type of gun but one...

A water gun.