But jokes

I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,

but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.

*Is honestly the best policy.*

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"

Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.

There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.

I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

Why were the Twin Towers angry?

They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.

Africa has every type of gun but one...

A water gun.

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!

What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸

cock teaser

I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.

How do people grade pedophiles?

1st grade to 8th grade.

(I know it's orphan jokes but still)