But jokes

I'd make a masturbation joke.

But they always get out of hand.

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.

But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.

Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"

Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.

The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?

(Doesn't have boss bar.)

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.

I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Africa has every type of gun but one...

A water gun.

Why were the Twin Towers angry?

They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!

What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸

cock teaser

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...

A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink. The bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk. The lady complained about this, but then the bartender said, "Just shut up and swallow!"

I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.

I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!