But jokes
I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass... but I’m all out of ass.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Memes
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.