But jokes

Hans Peter drives to Nieder-Sulm for a barbecue. Along the way, he meets Major Appleby and his cake consortia, who still want to give a RAP concert in Ober-Sulm today. They ask if they could go along. Hans Peter asks, "Yes, of course, but how do I know that you are corona-free?"

The rappers look at each other, pull a pack of vanilla ice cream out of one of their pockets and hold it under Hans Peter's nose. Suddenly, a Petermännchen appears next to Hans Peter and stabs him in the arm. Hans Peter starts screaming terribly. The rappers then tip a bottle of eosin over his head. "Help against Corona and Petermännchen, hard, hard, hard!" says one of the rappers. One of the rappers then stabs Hans Peter's blue Opel Nexus and says to him, "You now have that from your unfriendliness!" The rappers disappear into the adjacent spruce forest and later in the evening they broiled two fawns.

Hans Peter continues his eosin-covered head towards Nieder-Sulm. Suddenly, two girls in bikinis are standing on the street, perhaps 18 or 19 years old. Hans Peter stops and opens the windshield (you can see the Opel Nexus). Before he can say anything, one of the girls says, "Why so red? Are you shy, or is that just an iron head?" Hans Peter tells the girls the story of the rappers and his broken rear tire.

One of the girls says that must have been Leonhard Goldspie with his squad. As a result, Hans Peter immediately turned back and never caught Corona, unlike the other barbecue guests in Nieder-Sulm.

In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.

She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."

The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."

Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.

Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.

The students at Columbine needed books. But all they got were magazines.

Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use

I thought about learning skydiving without having to afford gear. But the highest place I got is my apartment window.

When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:

"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"

Dschoha's wife was accustomed to go out at night to meet her lover, which caused the neighbors to tease Dschoha. Thus, one night he stayed awake until she left, then locked the door and sat down just inside.

Upon returning, she found the door locked. She asked him to have mercy on her and to open the door, but he just scolded her.

Having given up hope for a good outcome, she said to him, "If you don't open the door for me, I'll jump into the well."

Then she picked up a large stone and threw it into the well. Filled with regret, he ran outside to see what had happened. His wife immediately slipped into the house and locked the door.

He made every effort to convince her to let him come inside, but she scolded him incessantly, saying, "This is what you get for staying out all night with your drunken friends!" And thus she succeeded in shaming him in the presence of all their neighbors.

In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."

A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.

Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.

As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.

We’re so poor, we can’t even afford free stuff.

What’s something you might say at sea, but not at your partner?

Land ho!

What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?

Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.

Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."

What’s something you can say about vacation, but not about your girlfriend?

Next time I’m bringing all my friends.

Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.

When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."

His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"

Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"

10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"

"I think my baby is so similar to me!"

"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"

I used to think that I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagi-asian.

Three nuns die in a car crash, but they all make it to heaven. They're standing at the pearly gates, and Saint Peter says to them, "Don't worry, you're going to get in, but first I need you to answer these questions."

He asks the first nun, "What was the name of the first woman?" The nun says, "Eve." Saint Peter says, "Go on in."

Then he asks the second nun, "Where did Adam and Eve live?" The second one says, "The Garden of Eden." Saint Peter says, "You can go through."

Finally, he gets to the third nun and says, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" The nun stands there a little confused and says, "Boy, that's a hard one." Saint Peter, shocked, goes, "That's correct! Go on in."