Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Palpatine Sews Nike
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, numbskull. Palpatine, that dude from Star Wars, is using a sewing machine to make Nike stuff. Get it? 'Cause he STOLE Nike's 'Just Do It' slogan! Hahaha! You probably think the Earth is flat, dingus.