What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Nope, should've gone to Specsavers.
Pineapple turnover.
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Your teeth is so yellow when you smile you put the sun out of business
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell em for double the price!
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together !
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
