Business jokes

In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.

What kind of trumpet are you playing?

An "Donald Trumpet"!

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?

Thanks for coming!

The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.

What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.

Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?

Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse.

My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.

Well, because it's impastable.

An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.

Why did the prostitute lose all her money?

Because she got f*cked.

Don’t fart in an Apple Store.

It has no Windows.

What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?

He ordered some cock-bang-ho.

A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.

Why did the Indian cross the road?

Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.

What did the watch say to the failing watch company?

"You better watch it!"

I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.

It just doesn’t make any cents!

What's an Indian's favorite store?

Red Dot.

All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.

What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?