Business jokes
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place? Because he kneaded the dough!
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
I like dicks... sporting goods.
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.