Business jokes
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
Lickin' Good :)
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
Prince/Lord Tallie: Leave Gwen alone for once! By the way, you are an idiot!
Gwen: The Prince! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOTALLY DEAD, AND SO I STARTED DATING TANNER! But don't worry, I'll break up with him immediately!
Prince/Lord Tallie: Oh, don't worry, I love it! By the way, can't we do our late-night talk? My Wi-Fi comes out just before we can! I love you even more! 😘
Gwen: Oh, thanks! I thought you would hate me! And yes, we don't have to chat at night, but the days are going to be choppy. I love you!
Tanner: Fuck off.
Kenya Bailey: Excuse me?
Gwen: Tanner, it was all my fault, I shouldn't have tried to date you so fast, and did you see the talk about the boring jokes?
Zre: Who the hell is Tanner?
Ha: Wait a second, he's your boyfriend!
Kenya Bailey: Okay guys, let's not get into your business, okay! Let's see funny jokes.
Ha: Yes, you're right.
Zre: Ok.
Zre: Still, who the hell is Tanner! But hey, this is your toddler's toy! Even though I thought I was a prince.
Gwen: I thought Prince was dead, so I started dating Tanner, then I realized Prince was alive.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.