Business jokes
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
Me always :
A blind man went to a restaurant.
"Menu sir?" asked the owner. "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order." The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork and returned to the blind man.
The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, "Yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables." Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, "Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part" which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, "Oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!"
An old lady walks into an ice cream store. A clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today, ma'am? We have every flavor you can imagine." The old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream." The clerk says, "Sorry, ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have." "Ok," she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream?" The clerk says a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry, ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream." The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?"
Finally, totally exasperated, the clerk says, "Wait a minute, lady. Can you spell 'Van' as in vanilla?" "Why of course, young man," she says, "V-A-N." "Right," the clerk says, "Can you spell 'Straw' as in strawberry?" "Well of course, 'Straw'," she replied. "Ok, then," he says, "Now spell 'Fuck' as in chocolate." She says, "There's no 'Fuck' in chocolate." He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!"
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place? Because he kneaded the dough!
I got a job at the can factory, but it is soda-pressing.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.