Business jokes
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
Panera Bread.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
I like dicks... sporting goods.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
Welcome to David's Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em!
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!