Business jokes

I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"

What is Instagram called in USA?

Instaounce.

Panera Bread.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...

Which company likes Jesus the most?

IHS Markit!

How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?

He CRACKed up.

Welcome to David's Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em!

I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.

I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.

It just doesn’t make any cents!

Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.

Can orphans eat at family restaurants?

What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?

Domi-don't-knows...

I like dicks... sporting goods.

Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?

The licorice is black.

What's an Indian's favorite store?

Red Dot.

All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.

What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?