Business jokes
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.