Business jokes

Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?

Because it's a family company.

You caught a Penaldo!

Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.

Type: Ghost type.

Moves: Dive

Disappear in big games

Cry for pens

Statpad vs farmers

Sells underwear

What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?

5 dollar footlongs.

What's wrong with Asian pet stores?

There's no pets.

Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.

Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.

Not coming soon!

What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?

Dollar a pop!

Get it?

I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣

Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.

What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?

The dollar store.

Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie!

The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.

A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!

Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.

What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?

It becomes a flee market.

No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.

The makers were orphans.

What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.