There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Business Jokes
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
