Business jokes

Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.

Not coming soon!

What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?

Dollar a pop!

Get it?

The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.

What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?

The dollar store.

Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.

Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.

A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?

Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "How?"

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.

I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie!

Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.

What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.

I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.

Like if you laugh.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.