Business jokes
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Memes
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "How?"
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.