Business jokes

Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.

Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "How?"

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.

What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?

The dollar store.

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie!

The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.

A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!

What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?

Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!

What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?

It becomes a flee market.

I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.

Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?

A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.

Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?

Because they have a Target at every corner.