Business jokes
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.