Business jokes
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.