Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
Man asking waitress, "Pardon me, miss, may I ask you about the menu, please?"
Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
What's the difference between the grand canyon and a blonde?
The grand canyon is a busy ditch.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
So, a person walked into a shop.
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If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
