Business jokes
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?