Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
Ads? More like bads.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
I blend children to make a good living.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Once Jimmy was minding his own business, then he hears his mom come home. He asked, "Where have you been?" She replied with, "I was at work," yet he knew his mom did not have work. So the next day, while heading to school, he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant, and they want to try their device, and they need the baby's dad to say if it's alright.
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
