Business jokes
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.