Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
