Business jokes
Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.