Business jokes
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!