Palpatine Sues Nike

  • Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

    Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

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    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because Chancellor Palpatine from *Star Wars* is a bad guy, see? Nike's slogan is "Just Do It." Palpatine is all about doing bad stuff, so it's funny to think Nike stole his motto. You are so slow. I bet you still use a Nokia 3310.

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