Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
Welcome to David's Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em!
If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”
"Hotel Rwanda" has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, but their Yelp reviews are terrible.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says: "Clothed Until Further Notice."
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?" to which he responded "No". So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming"
I know, it's an awful joke.
what did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say
beat it. we're closed
