Building jokes
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.