The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Building Jokes
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
A man and his friend walk into a bar on a 30-story building and order a drink of beer. Then one of the men jumps out the window and he can fly, so he says to his mate, "Gary, take a sip of this drink, it makes you fly!" So Gary takes a sip of the drink, jumps out the window, and dies. And the bartender says, "Gee, Superman, you're a douche when you drink!"
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs.
"For the last time, Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!"
The man with glasses frowns.
"Where did all the others go, then?"
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
9/11, am I right?
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Ur next.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
