Building jokes
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.