Building jokes
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
9/11, am I right?
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Ur next.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to start to build the still for Jill.
Jack stopped and said to drunkin' Jill, "To build this still will take so long."
Jill said to Jack, "Well, f--k the still and kiss my ass, and watch me take another pill!"
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.