Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."
Science took us to the moon and Religion took us into a skyscraper
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a christain nationalist on steroids
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?a magic house 🏡 can fly and a human can walk
Why didnt Donald trump build the wall? Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least? A: A Lighthouse!
What can you build with people? A boat 🚣🏻
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
