Building jokes
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
9/11, am I right?
Ur next.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to start to build the still for Jill.
Jack stopped and said to drunkin' Jill, "To build this still will take so long."
Jill said to Jack, "Well, f--k the still and kiss my ass, and watch me take another pill!"
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.