Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Building Jokes
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
