Building jokes
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Memes
LeT iT gOoOo
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.