Building jokes
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."