Building jokes
Ur next.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to start to build the still for Jill.
Jack stopped and said to drunkin' Jill, "To build this still will take so long."
Jill said to Jack, "Well, f--k the still and kiss my ass, and watch me take another pill!"
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.