Building jokes

What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?

Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.

The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.

A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."

The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."

I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.

What's an orphan's dream job?

A builder, to build themselves a home.

What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?

He he he haw.

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both never get erect.

What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?

Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?

Because they got plain.

What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.

If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.

Friend: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

Friend: Your life.

Me: Ahhh, I wish!

*jumps off building*

Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!