Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Building Jokes
I did a good job of being home from school.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
