Building jokes
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
What is a good time?
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.