Building jokes
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.