Building jokes
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"