Building jokes
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
These are as weak as the towers.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.