Building jokes

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.

The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.

This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.

"What did one wall say to the other?"

"I'll meet you at the corner!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

I guess in British chess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without two towers.

What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.

Why are Americans bad at chess?

Because they lost two towers.

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?

The Twin Towers got fucked.

Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?

They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.

He plays Fortnite just to build walls.