Building jokes
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
I did a good job of being home from school.
What is a good time?
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
Memes
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.