Building jokes
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
I did a good job of being home from school.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What is a good time?
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"