Building jokes
Which room has no doors and no windows?
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
A burrito walked off a building.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
I walk into school, and look up praying.
"Man, would be a shame if the buildings fell from an airplane."
Nothing happened. There is no God.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot.
One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.
Eventually the construction crew more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her $10 "pay" to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own paycheck at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us."
"Oh, my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"
The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Lowe's ever deliver the fucking sheet rock!"
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.