Broke Jokes

I thought @$$hole trump was a businessman, not a broke man

Being broke is a Disease stay the fuck away for me.

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, i’d be more broke than the rap haters.

I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower

I somehow broke more than 206

I broke 342

1st graders: ay yo girl I think you’re beautiful let’s get married!! 2nd graders: uhh don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee. 3rd graders: uh my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up sweetie. 4th graders: hey I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind....... 5th graders(they start wearing makeup): ay girl your eyelashes are pretty I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr. 6th graders: heyyyyy I gotta tell you a secret I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh I’ll text you later! 7th graders: we need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy alright bye now 8th graders: hi sweetheart I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....

Hi, this is a good prank I did. So, my brother LOVES his phone and so..... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, Then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA (Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing) Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)

So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol

Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.

EVERYONE:

My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?

How did United States become a country? It broke all of its states

How do you know if a rapper's broke?

When he starts dropping CENTS instead of BARS

me. i broke me but. dad. oh that is bad i will get some pooh in the toilet so i can heal your bum.

My girlfriend broke up with me this morning and we just started dating yesterday.

Now she's having a breakfast.

My dishwasher is broke