Cousin Aftermath

This is a dark humor joke that suggests a relationship was not only romantic but also incestuous. The punchline implies they were cousins the entire time, which is a taboo and makes the breakup even more awkward and disturbing. It's funny because it's unexpected and shocking.

• Cousin
• Ex
• Incest
• Relationship
• Family
• Taboo

• I feel wrong. What does this make us? Still cousins.
• My girlfriend broke up with me today, but it’s ok. She said we can still be cousins.
• I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
• Babe, it's over. After all I've done for you? Wow! I cheated on you with your sister anyway. I meant the movie...