Broke Jokes

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"John."

"John who?"

John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.

why did the man walk into a bar. because he just broke up and he needs alcohol you dummy

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I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked "where are you from" and I said Portugal. He replied, "so you are a fellow country man of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Penaldo for costing me my dream job

My wife called me ugly and then when she fount out how much money i actually make she called me ugly and broke

My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheel chair guess who came crawling back

Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so the can fetch some pee jack fell down and broke his whole body Jill just laughed and didn’t care so now they have a daughter

Pls like this I worked hard on making jokes I even have app that u can see all of my jokes but I am not telling u hehe.

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Stephen hawking is as broke as his legs

My mom told me she couldnt open the garage door. then it opened up to me that is wasnt broke anymore

heyyyy in the last six months 4 suicide attempts broke up with 3 girls and my mom whent on drugs

One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck,

technoblad: it is high vitamin b

quackiity: what does vitamin b stand for

tenchnoblad: broke

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Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.

"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."

"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."

The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.

"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here.

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A young innocent little girl is playing hopscotch and she says you step on a crack you brake you're mamas back and then she step on a crack so her mothers back proceeded to brake slowly then she said you step on a line you brake your dadas spine but the neighbours spine broke and in happiness the thought to be previouse father gets in his car and drive through the garage door...