Broke jokes
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
I had a girlfriend who was a below-the-knee amputee. We broke up because she just couldn't keep her legs closed.
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢