My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare😢😢😢
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much. But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on EBay, The Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
John kreeses forehead broke when silver hit ‘‘em in the forehead
(Joke from tik tok) My girlfriend broke up with me so I decided to take her wheelchair guess who came crawling back
he is to fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter? Cause they broke all his "FUNNY BONES!"
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied 'why fix what ain't broke?????
Daveon! stop screaming in help because I broke your kneecaps!
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone. The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone! (from a 1940 quotations book)
Hey I Broke up with ur girl -Me What Why? Wait what? -Me u Facked Her So its ur Baby
i broke up with my ex girl friend hears her numba
sike thats the wrong number
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My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick to bad for her because I give good sex