You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
Broke Jokes
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
