Broke jokes

My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.

(Again, credits to my really funny friend)

I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.

A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?

"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"

What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?

"You broke the beat!"

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((

John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.

He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.

My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Why did the skeleton die from laughter?

'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"

One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.

I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!

My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.

But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.