Broke jokes

My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.

(Again, credits to my really funny friend)

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?

"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.

But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"

I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"

He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.

John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.

My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.

Why did the skeleton die from laughter?

'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"