Broke jokes

A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

I entered Kian's house. At the top of the stair, I was greeted by my greatest fantasy, JOHN. He said in a manly tone, "Hello there." I walked slowly up the stairs and greeted him back. As I walked past his room, I felt uneasy. I walked into Kian's room to find no one. I turned around and gasped. John is standing there, a bulge had appeared and poked me as he got nearer. He pushed me onto Kian's bed. The bed was that bad it broke as I fell onto it. John says, "A broken bed is nothing to worry about." I look up at him in disbelief, he's more masculine than I thought. He thrust himself onto me, his crotch area sticky to the touch. He then ripped a fart as he bent over, at this point I knew it was too late John, the fart he ripped (sticky to the touch) had me so in shock I wasn't ready for what was next, he picked and jumped on my head ripping the most monstrous, enormous, deadly, sticky to the touch fart I'd ever seen, it knocked me out. I awoke to find I was in the WALLS. I looked out to find I was in the glory hole, my worst nightmare had become reality, I fully understood my purpose in life was to the holy glory hole, I heard "GRANDAD CAN I GET SOME V-BUCK" I then knew I was in for some Kian treats.

The end

My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.

A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.

The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!

One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.

"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."

My grandad broke his legs.

To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.

"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?

A: He broke his funny bone!

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.

Sike, that's the wrong number!

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My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair. But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.