Bread jokes

What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?

Panera Med.

What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?

Panera sped.

Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.

This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?

No Panera Bread.

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.

How are giants and strippers alike?

They both grind men's bones to make their bread.

I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff.

What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?

They both spread for bread.

My mom is the jelly, and my dad is the peanut butter. And I am the bread, the only thing keeping them together.

What flour do you give an orphan?

Self-raising.

A programmer and his wife.

She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."

After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.

The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"

He replies, "They had eggs."