Bread jokes
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What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
I'm so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
Banana bread is cute.