What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread
Why Belgians don’t eat shit sandwich? They don’t fancy bread!
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex
They become in-bread
What does a autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common
They both have special needs
We’ve got to celebrate our differences 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
bread is like a orphan plane and stale and no fam
The bakery where I work is being robbed I said to the people I am calling the police then I realized they did not come for the money they came for the bread. Huh go figure.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
what do women and moldy bread have in common? a yeast infection.
You like bread toasted that means you’re roasted
This isn't a joke my dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago he still hasn't returned should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year
an indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down becuase they had no nann bread in stock
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH
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today i saw my son lick out a tub of butter, i told him to make a sandwitch without butter for a week (as a punishment) he said 'ok' and licked the bread. 'it's really easy to spread' he said. LOL!
bread is racist
Roses are red Roses are red Roses are red I smell burnt toast
I's so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
