She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Panera Bread.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
I like peanut butter and honey.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
How do people eat bread?
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
