Bread jokes
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Panera Bread.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
I like peanut butter and honey.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.