Bread jokes
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Panera Bread.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
I like peanut butter and honey.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
How do people eat bread?
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.