Bread jokes

What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?

Panera Med.

She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.

Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?

Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)

(To circumcised people)

How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?

It has an extra crumb-osome.

I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff.

Panera Bread.

What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?

Panera sped.

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.

How do you get a party started in Africa?

You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.

What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?

A yeast infection.

I like peanut butter and honey.

Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.

What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?

The Doughker.

What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?

Panera bloodshed.

What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?

Panera misled.

I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.

Why?

The ducks keep trying to eat him.

Why would they do that?

Because he’s pure-bread.

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.

I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?

Panera Behead.