Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
panera bread
I like peanut 🥜 butter 🧈 and honey 🍯
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society? The Doughker
What is is called when you talk in panera bread
Panera said
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
what do you call it when you sell panera bread in your shed
panera shed
how do people eat bread
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
