Bread

Bread Jokes

if you are depressed, eat panera bread it is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.

Some bread teacher: What will reddit be in a few years?

Dumb Kid: DEADit?

Bread Teacher: You get and FY for FUCK YOU

Bread Teacher: It will be BREADit

Student: Hah, thats VERY funny! Might as well go to deadit so I can die of laughter.

Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam

Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show

He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare

Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept

Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it

Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket

Who's better hitler or Jesus? Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 were as Hitler made meat for 10,000😅😅😅😅 (no offense) (To circumcised people)