A slag is like the first peace of bread in a loaf everyone touches it but no body wants it.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
Why did the plane crash? Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex
They become in-bread
What does a autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common
They both have special needs
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina? A yeast infection
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed? Ground beef
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when i got out i noticed he was left for bread, i felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this
I's so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.