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A slag is like the first peace of bread in a loaf everyone touches it but no body wants it.

How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?

It has an extra crumb-osome.

I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when i got out i noticed he was left for bread, i felt so guilty, he was toast. I’m not loafing this

I’s so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.