Garlic Bread jokes

What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."

Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex, but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. "Tomato" means harder and "cheese" means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming, "Tomato, tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese, cheese," then my little brother said, "Can y’all stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over my bed."

Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.

What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?

Panera Bread.

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate.