Bread jokes
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 馃槄馃槄馃槄馃槄 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
What is another word for a bagel? 馃ク
Jewish doughnut 鉁★笍 馃崺馃憦 馃憦 馃憤 馃憤 馃憣 馃憣 馃挭 馃挭 馃構 馃弳 馃帠
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 馃槀馃槀馃槀
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."