Bread jokes
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
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What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
I knead bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
A duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any bread?"
The bartender says, "No bread here."
And then the duck says, "Got any bread?"
And the bartender says, "Didn't I just f***ing say that there was no bread here?"
And the duck says, "Got any bread?!"
And the bartender says, "You stupid duck! Or should I say d***? There's no bread here. Don't make me say that again, or I'll pin you to the wall with a nail."
So the duck says, "Got any nails?"
And then the bartender looks surprised, and says, "Of course I've got f***ing nails. Can't you see them?"
And the duck says, "Got any bread?"
And the bartender throws the duck out of the bar.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"