Bread

Bread jokes

Hotdog

    • One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.

    Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."

    My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."

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    • Bread memes

    Dog

    • I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.

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    • Party

    • How do you get a party started in Africa?

    You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.

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    • Depression

    • If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.

    Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

    Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

    I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.

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    • Dad

    • This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?

    Nut

    • I got banana nut bread for you.

    Oh no, the nuts are missing!

    Oh, I found them!

    You know where they are?

    UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

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