Bread jokes
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
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What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! ššš
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.