Bread

Bread Jokes

a boy asks a zookeeper (why there is a baguette in a cage?)

the zookeeper says " it`s bread in captivity!!!!!!

how do you get a party started in Africa

you put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.

Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.