A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
What is another word for a bagel? š„Æ
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What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What do you call it when panera bread is a book
Panera Read
What do you call it when an orphan goes to panera bread Panera, My parents are dead
what do you call a boy panera bread
panera balls
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
what do you call it when panera bread gets painted red
panera red
What do you call a doctor in panera bread
panera med
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
