Lasagna jokes

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The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

Salad

635 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

Garlic Bread

20 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A text message conversation shows a question: "what is LGBT?" The response is a photo of a lasagna and garlic bread with the text "Lasagna garlic bread time". A second message says "Thanks"

Lasagna memes

Oven

694 views · Anonymous · 6 years ago

Nobody

Literally nobody

Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

Curry

1,410 views · Anonymous · 4 years ago

Curry.

Salad

99 views · d...... · 3 years ago

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

Cheese

6 views · Stiggg · 3 years ago

20 likes by just cheese.

Shirt

17 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A two-panel comic strip. The top panel shows two men talking. The man on the left, bald and wearing an orange shirt, looks shocked and asks the man on the right, wearing a white t-shirt, 'Dude, How are you STILL wearing that shirt?!' The bottom panel is a close-up of the white t-shirt. The shirt has '9/11?' printed at the top left. To the right are illustrations of the Twin Towers with blood running down them. To the left is an illustration of Garfield the cat drawn like an airplane flying towards the towers. Below Garfield, the text reads: 'Yeah! I'll take 911 orders of Lasagna!'

Garfield

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A four-panel cartoon of Garfield. In the first panel, Jon proudly announces, "I made a lasagna Garfield!". In the second panel, there is a stack of lasagna on a plate and the text "Mhmm yeah looks good, huh?". The third panel shows hands touching the lasagna with the text "Oh god it's so warm and wet." The final panel shows Garfield with a surprised expression and the text "I should call Liz."

Lasagna memes

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