Lasagna jokes
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
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Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
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Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
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