Bread jokes
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
Suck all the bread!
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 馃槄馃槄馃槄馃槄 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
The bakery where I work is being robbed. I said to the people, "I am calling the police." Then I realized they did not come for the money; they came for the bread. Huh, go figure!
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Bread?
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
馃嚮馃嚜 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What鈥檚 the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
Bread is racist.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.