Bread jokes
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
Bread is racist.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
Jesus took bread and said, "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said, "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise, and Peter said, "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Some bread teacher: What will Reddit be in a few years?
Dumb Kid: DEADit?
Bread Teacher: You get an FY for FUCK YOU!
Bread Teacher: It will be BREADit!
Student: Hah, that's VERY funny! Might as well go to DEADit so I can die of laughter.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.