Upvote Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Emo

7 views · Silas booty raper · 3 years ago

What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?

Tropical depressions.

Shop

39 views · JOkeman78747870 · 6 years ago

So, a person walked into a shop.

Shop guy: "Hey RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD RETARD."

This is REALLY funny.

Please upvote, comment, and like.

Thank you very much.

Suicide meme

166 views · Autterpop · 3 years ago

Why I come here instead of reddit nowadays >:\

The image shows Moe from The Simpsons with a noose around his neck, looking sad. Above him, the text says: "When all of your suicide memes get removed by the mods for being too edgy, but then you see someone else posting a suicide meme and getting 7.5k upvotes."

Stephen Hawking

1,145 views · Anonymous · 8 years ago

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

School

17 views · FunnyChris😎 · 3 years ago

Click the 👍 if you hate school.

Post

14 views · Anonymous · 4 years ago

Make this "joke" get 69 comments & 69 likes.

Internet

18 views · Coolguymaybe21 · 3 years ago

Imagine if this got over 69 likes! Wow! 🤩 🇫🇷

Height

12 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

Me: I look up to you.

Friend: Wow, thanks!

Me: But in general cuz your so tall.

Bionicle

40 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A golden Bionicle figure standing prominently, with another more complex mechanical figure beside it. The text on the image says, "this is the rare golden bionicle, it only appears once every 15,000 memes. it is the rarest of all bionicles. upvote if you want a year of dank memes."

Meme

13 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

We must send upvotes immediately

A toaster with a slice of bread inside. The bread has an upvote arrow on it. The text reads: "When I see a meme with no upvotes:".

People

17 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A four-panel cartoon shows a person sitting at a desk. In the first panel, the text says "How to acquire internet points." In the second panel, the person is writing on a paper. In the third panel, the person holds up the paper which reads "only people with a big pp will upvote this post". In the fourth panel, the person is leaning back in their chair with arms behind their head and the text "GENIUS." is written above.

Toe

15 views · Kai :) · 3 years ago

would you mind upvoting my art please https://malmal.io/u/skilllevel0

The text 'I stuck my toes in the warm and grainy sand.' is displayed on a black background.

Bionicle meme

10 views · TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

The image shows a panel from a comic book with a blue BIONICLE character with a gold mask exclaiming, "HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE...?!" Above the image, it says, "When people on me_irl complain they want more BIONICLE™ memes but you make one and it only gets three upvotes."

Meme

2 views · Wade · 2 years ago

JUSTIS FUR AL

A meme of the "stonk man" character wearing a judge's robe and holding a gavel in a courtroom setting. The text overlay reads, "When someone steals a 1K upvotes meme and only gets 7 upvotes." and "Justis" below it.

Community talk

Kai :)

upvote my art pleaaaase https://malmal.io/u/skilllevel0