Bread jokes

What do women and moldy bread have in common?

A yeast infection.

One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.

Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."

My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."

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This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?

You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.

An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?

Self-raising.

I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because he wanted to make dough.

What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"

What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?

Panera head.

What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?

Panera lead.

What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?

Panera Dread.

🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.

How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.

Why doesn't bread like warm weather?

It gets toasty!

What do you call a fast Panera Bread?

Panera Sped.

A toaster and a slice of whole wheat bread sit together in the sauna.

After five minutes, the bread starts to sweat extremely and says: "Oh, I think I'm going to be a toast in here!"

The toaster just looks at it bored from the side and replies: "Don't get upset. I'm just here to really switch off."