Brain jokes
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
Putin's Brain:
Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?
Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.
EASY .... pass pass and no
Achungus
nice
ME!! EVERY DAY!!
Stonks
Community talk
Can someone hit my head hard so my brain can work??
I hate my life lolz okay so even though I made a giant ass deal about it, im not les.. im.. close it's something called Homoflexible, it's kind of a weird name. Basically, its like pan with a huge preference. Like, id date 90% girls and 10% guys, genderfluid, and non binary. Sorry for making a huge deal, about it, sexuality is really confusing.. thoughts of being with men still kind of make me sick, but my brains willing to make exceptions, like... idk hwo to explain. its a rare thought, because i did think about it. how did i love alain so much if i dotn like guys? and some other factors too. Anyways, im still gay as fuck.
Guys I want to announce something. Sometimes I get very overwheled, and I get a verbal shutdown. I cant speak, its to hard. I can usually type, but when i reply with "." or js "m" or soemthing really small, its a verbal shut down. I am okay i just need a discrtion or maybe a little bit to myself. its like my brain is saying to much input, i need to reduce output. Communication awlays comes back after ive calmed down or i feel better. just lyk and look out for it. So if i go silet on call, or type like very small, im okay, just overwheled and my brain shurts down paths of cummication.