Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Why did my brother cross the road ? Because he was looking for his brain
Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.
Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.
Clarie: It was painful!
Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.
Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!
Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?
Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!
Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!
im autisisc
What does your head come out of... YOUR brain 👁👄👁 👀 👅
i like tacos more than you like tacos who likes more tacos?
mee! said the taco
my friend; yo stupid me; is that right and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you einstien My friend; rolls eyes and says whatever me; keep on rolling them you might find your brain in there
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
What do you call a bumb person with. A brain a hillbilly
I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head, people just thought I paid really close attention in history.
my friends life
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.
Best, Gwen
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
