Cola jokes
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"
Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.
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What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Coca-Cola!
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.
The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j
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Ive gone to a whole new point of boredom, ive mixed fanta with coca cola and it actually tasted good, cant say the same for the water and milk combination though. I might go outside because its so peaceful since nobody does it anymore.
Meine Mama hat einfach erlaubt dass ich cola trinken darf! Wie cool ist dass bitte? Ich zocke fortnite..und trinke cola! YIPEEEEEE!
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