Brain

Brain Jokes

Anencephaly

I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.

You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!

Danielle Smith

Q. What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a baby with anencephaly?

A. The anencephalic baby can't help not having a brain.

Inspector

Inside a room full of squares, buckets, and tints, there are two inspectors. One is called Mr. Right, the other one is called Mr. Wrong. Because of their names, the first one is trusted more than the second one.

Mr. Wrong eventually got tired of that and worked on a plan for how more people could trust him. He took a jigsaw and he started to cut into his brain and sawed away half of his brain. It was still working.

Then he took a loaf of toast, cut it into half and glued it on his head, and then he made a strawberry cream and sprayed it on the toast. Because people couldn't recognize him as "Mr. Wrong," he was able to solve more cases.

Anencephaly

I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.

They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.

Tumor

In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.

Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.

A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.

Boy

Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.

Side

I finally know why my brain doesn't work!

On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.

Difference

What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.

Dynamite

If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

Therapist

Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?

They are more open-minded.

Name

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!