Brain jokes
Picture worse hackers. Opportunities are the answer to this problem. Seek a joke: "That you're literally landing there yourself or you're already spiritually there, because your brain is already completely matched by constantly surfing." There is nothing wrong with this record.
TODAY'S BRAIN CELL COUNT:
2, and both are competing for 5th place.
That last brain cell must've been your dad, because it left without you knowing.
Did you just kill the last brain cell you have? Or are you just plain stupid?
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
You should never suppress a fart. It travels up the spine high into the brain. That's where the shit ideas come from.
I had an Alzheimer's joke, but something's fogging up my mind.
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
Inside a room full of squares, buckets, and tints, there are two inspectors. One is called Mr. Right, the other one is called Mr. Wrong. Because of their names, the first one is trusted more than the second one.
Mr. Wrong eventually got tired of that and worked on a plan for how more people could trust him. He took a jigsaw and he started to cut into his brain and sawed away half of his brain. It was still working.
Then he took a loaf of toast, cut it into half and glued it on his head, and then he made a strawberry cream and sprayed it on the toast. Because people couldn't recognize him as "Mr. Wrong," he was able to solve more cases.
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.