Brain jokes
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
I had an Alzheimer's joke, but something's fogging up my mind.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.
Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.
Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.
A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.