Brain Jokes

doctor: I will deliver the baby right away Dad: I would the baby to have a liver

If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his NOSE

My middle name Is Brian I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out Johnny Brain Walker was Incorrect

If brains were taxed, Slade would get a REBATE

Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?

Question: Whats the smallest thing on earth?

Answer: Your brain

You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

Free will is like having a vagina you don't need to know how to use it and you don't need to know what it does but what matters is that you have it.

I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

My boyfriend entered a retarded contest but they said no Bc they don’t alow perfectionist

Why did Steven halkings die.....

A quad rasher ran him over

When they where going around giving out brains and U thought they where saying train so u said no thanx I’ll take the next one 🤣🤣

Why did my brother cross the road ? Because he was looking for his brain

Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an otameal for a brain.

Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me and Karlen.

Clarie: It was painful!

Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.

Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!

Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?

Clarie: Shush Karlen is coming!

Karlen: Hey guys, that ben guy for sure as a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!