Yes I have gained weight, I have also gained more brains, do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids but 1 kid said 5 then I said your mom fells inbarest cause everyday you look in to the mirror you see how empty your brain is
You don't need brains to be a Boss. When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
My friend: "Yo, stupid." Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?" My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever." Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common? There's brains all over the place
You should should go back into the abortion bucket maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan the result was 404...
Can u imagine what was the last thing that went through there brains
The knee caps
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain then he does in his dick and his dick is a 1/4 of a millimetre
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have ONE DOLLAR
Bully: have u ever heard of a brain
Stupid kid:no
Bully: u should go get one
Stupid kid: wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
roll your eyes back you might find a brain back there
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist? Just take out his brain and there you go!
I said something in ur ear and then it echoed because of the size of ur forehead because ur brain small
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
What has more brains then the Columbine Students? The wall behind them xD
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his NOSE
