Brain jokes
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
Inside a room full of squares, buckets, and tints, there are two inspectors. One is called Mr. Right, the other one is called Mr. Wrong. Because of their names, the first one is trusted more than the second one.
Mr. Wrong eventually got tired of that and worked on a plan for how more people could trust him. He took a jigsaw and he started to cut into his brain and sawed away half of his brain. It was still working.
Then he took a loaf of toast, cut it into half and glued it on his head, and then he made a strawberry cream and sprayed it on the toast. Because people couldn't recognize him as "Mr. Wrong," he was able to solve more cases.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.