Brain jokes
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
I have OCD and ADD, so everything had to be perfect...but not for long.
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
You should never suppress a fart. It travels up the spine high into the brain. That's where the shit ideas come from.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Don’t worry if you have a stroke.
You’ll be all right.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).