Body jokes
"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body amputated? He’s all right now."
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Memes
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
I got shot once. Now I'm holey.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.