Body jokes
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
Big mummy milkers...
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Memes
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body amputated? He’s all right now."
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Daddy, where's my anus?
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Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.