Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
I have a body count of 7.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
Jelianis' forehead😈
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
what has a head a tail but no body?
Type answer in chat
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Boobies!
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
