Body jokes

Why couldn't Bob hang himself?

Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.

I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.

I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.

The butt quack one.

What do you call the midget sea?

A pond.

You blow a kiss up.

Your eyes were bright up your ass.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.

What does the word circumcise mean?

Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!

My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.

Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.

The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.

The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.

In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.

Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.