Body jokes
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body amputated? He’s all right now."
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
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Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Daddy, where's my anus?
I got shot once. Now I'm holey.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!