Body jokes
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
My bum hurts.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
Lick my BALLS!
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
I got shot once. Now I'm holey.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.