Body jokes

What do my balls and emos have in common?

...Nothing, they both hang themselves...

Butt hehe.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

(insert funny joke about a dick here).

Did you laugh? Be honest.

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

Why did he go to the chiropractors?

To get his spine fixed.

I saw my sister sucking a big toe.

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

How many balls do you have on your body?

2. Your butt.

What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.

My bum hurts.

When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."

I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.

I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.