Body jokes
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body amputated? Heβs all right now."
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
Imagine a dragon π€.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!