Body jokes
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Big mummy milkers...
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Butt hehe.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.