Body jokes

You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.

I saw my sister sucking a big toe.

How many balls do you have on your body?

2. Your butt.

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.

When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.

Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!

I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.

"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."

Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.

So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.

I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.

Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.

I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?

Matt!

It squirted in my eye, God dammit!

He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.

Nobody knows how bad you smell.