Body jokes

I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

Daddy, where's my anus?

Butt hehe.

Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.

A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.

What do my balls and emos have in common?

...Nothing, they both hang themselves...

What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?

A KIDNey!

I saw my sister sucking a big toe.

What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.