Body jokes
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Memes
Big mummy milkers...
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
My bum hurts.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.