Body jokes
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
My ass itches.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.