Body jokes

A man walks in to the doctor.

He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."

Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!

What did the no head man say?

"Haha!"

Why did Sally drown in the pool?

She didn't have any arms, remember!

An obese kid farts.

Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!

I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.

"Who am I?"

Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.

How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.

Haha, boob!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the ass say to the joke?

"You crack me up!"

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!

How do you make an ass laugh?

Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.

If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."

You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.

Why do people never kick their own balls?

Because they might lose one!

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Wanna see my pp again?