Body jokes

I poo 11 times a day.

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

What do you call a person with no arms and legs?

You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

What did one butt say to the other?

Something brown is slithering down.

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!

"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"

"I think you should ask yourself that."

Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!