Body jokes
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
An obese kid farts.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
A sister went to her brother's room and says,
"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"
"Yes, sis."
"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)
"My pet snake."
"Can I pet it?"
"Yes."
He wakes up in a hospital.
"What happened?"
"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."
"You dummy!"
"Whaaat?"
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.