Body jokes
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
Memes
Hollow Knight Meme
Haha, boob!
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Wanna see my pp again?
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"