Body jokes

Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!

Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.

What do you call a man with no legs?

Hangman.

I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.

"Who am I?"

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.

What did the ass say to the joke?

"You crack me up!"

How do you make an ass laugh?

Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Haha, boob!

If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

Wanna see my pp again?

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

Why do people never kick their own balls?

Because they might lose one!

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

I poo 11 times a day.