Body jokes

If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.

How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.

What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

How do you make an ass laugh?

Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.

If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

Why do people never kick their own balls?

Because they might lose one!

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

I poo 11 times a day.

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

My ass itches.

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.

I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.