Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Double Standard
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" tries to be all sneaky-like, questioning double standards between men and women. But here's the deal: Consent, you walnut! When someone says it's okay, it's okay. When they don't, it ain't. It ain't rocket science, but judging by the fact that you wrote the joke, I'm guessing you wouldn't know.