Body jokes

How do you make a baby float?

You take your foot off its head.

The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.

This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.

Anal, haha.

My wiener's small.

What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?

A woman.

A man awakes in a hospital and is confused. He decides to feel his legs, but to no avail.

"Doctor, doctor!" He cries out.

"What is it?" The doctor asks.

"I can't feel my legs!"

The doctor stands there for a moment - completely dumbfounded.

". . . That's because I amputated your arms."

Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.

This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.

Read the directions.

1. Type how she makes you feel.

2. Type how you would fuck her.

3. Any type of sex is aloud.

4. Remember to send pics as well.

5. Enjoy.

Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.

Little Johnny asks a fireman, "Do you want to see my fire truck?"

So the fireman goes to look at it. Little Johnny tested it. "I got my hat in my fire truck."

So the fireman says, "Last night's alright, but why is it tied up to you wagging?" And he looks closer and sees the string is tied up in knots. He said, "That's nice all right, but why is it tied up to his nuts?"

The little Johnny said, "Well that's my son," and so he yanks on it.

What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?

Diabetes.

Suck my pp!

What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?

Matt.

What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?

Sherlock Bones!

Why is the skeleton sad and alone?

Because he is with nobody.

Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?

He was all right.

Fat moms.

Your mum's got big tits.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

What do you call useless skin on a penis?

A man.

What did the poo say to the ass?

"I left you."

Penis and balls.