Body jokes
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Up your butt with a coconut!
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit!"
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength.
News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestler's legends grew, a match was set up between the two, America versus Russia. The match would be held in Texas.
John began training immediately. Every day his coach would tell him, “This Russian has a move called the Mongolian Death Grip. No one has ever escaped the Mongolian Death Grip. DO NOT let him get you in the Mongolian Death Grip.”
The day of the match finally came. Just before each wrestler stepped onto the mat in front of the capacity crowd, the coach once again said, “Whatever you do, do not let him get you in the Mongolian death grip. No one has ever escaped the Mongolian death grip.”
Four seconds into the match, the Russian had the American in the Mongolian death grip. The coach buried his face into his hands and cursed John for not listening to his advice. All of the sudden he heard the crowd irrupt in a chant of USA USA USA. He looked up and saw the Russian pinned by John. The coach ran out to meet John and embarrassingly told him, “I didn’t see... Once he had you in the Mongolian Death Grip I looked away. How in the world did you get out of the Mongolian death grip?”
With heavy breath, John told him, “Well coach, that Russian grabbed me and twisted my body in ways I never imagined possible. I was wincing in pain when I open my eyes and right in front of me were two testicles. So I bit them.”
“What???” Said the coach... “John I don’t think that is legal. You could be disqualified.”
“I don’t know about that coach. But I can tell you one thing. You ain’t got no idea how strong you are until you bite your own balls.”
Me and my stepmom went into the forest.
I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.