Body jokes

A man awakes in a hospital and is confused. He decides to feel his legs, but to no avail.

"Doctor, doctor!" He cries out.

"What is it?" The doctor asks.

"I can't feel my legs!"

The doctor stands there for a moment - completely dumbfounded.

". . . That's because I amputated your arms."

Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.

This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.

Read the directions.

1. Type how she makes you feel.

2. Type how you would fuck her.

3. Any type of sex is aloud.

4. Remember to send pics as well.

5. Enjoy.

Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.

Little Johnny asks a fireman, "Do you want to see my fire truck?"

So the fireman goes to look at it. Little Johnny tested it. "I got my hat in my fire truck."

So the fireman says, "Last night's alright, but why is it tied up to you wagging?" And he looks closer and sees the string is tied up in knots. He said, "That's nice all right, but why is it tied up to his nuts?"

The little Johnny said, "Well that's my son," and so he yanks on it.

What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?

Diabetes.

What has legs but can't walk?

Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))

Balls in your jaws.

My foot itches.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

Penis and balls.

You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.

What did the poo say to the ass?

"I left you."

What do you call useless skin on a penis?

A man.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.

When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"

Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.

How does NASA fart?

They fart with their ass-teroids.

What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?

De-feeted (Defeated)

Suck my pp!

Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?

Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.

What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?

Matt.