Body jokes
Balls in your jaws.
My foot itches.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Penis and balls.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Suck my pp!
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
Pooooooooooop!
Your mum's got big tits.
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
Fat moms.