Body jokes
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
Eat my butt.
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
When I walk to school, I fart.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
I'm stumped.
Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn’t close his casket.
What is different about priests and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
My depressed body would look great hanging from a tree...
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.