Body jokes
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
Ahhhhhhh!
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
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What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.