Body jokes
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!
Who wants a picture of my pp?
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
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Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Weenis long.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.