What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, smarty pants. The joke is that a dwarf is shorter than a tall person. So, when standing, a dwarf can suck a dick because it's closer to their mouth. I bet you didn't even realize you were shorter than some people, you silly goose.